2012: Epic Meltdowns

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2012: Epic Meltdowns

Postby Sparty » Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:28 pm

No april fools.

Here are both the 2011 and 2012 quotes. I'll accept any late submissions and add them on. After finding 400 more screenshots to sort through I said screw it and didn't sort them.

2011:
http://www.death-jesters.net/sparty/1quotes2011.jpg
http://www.death-jesters.net/sparty/2quotes2011.jpg
http://www.death-jesters.net/sparty/3quotes2011.jpg
http://www.death-jesters.net/sparty/4quotes2011.jpg
http://www.death-jesters.net/sparty/5quotes2011.jpg
http://www.death-jesters.net/sparty/6quotes2011.jpg
http://www.death-jesters.net/sparty/7quotes2011.jpg


And 2012:

http://www.death-jesters.net/sparty/1Quotes2012.jpg
http://www.death-jesters.net/sparty/2Quotes2012.jpg
http://www.death-jesters.net/sparty/3Quotes2012.jpg


Sparty's Random Tells:
These are the things I deal with at least on a weekly basis.

http://www.death-jesters.net/sparty/spartynotebook.jpg

Our favourite, most well respected, nicest guild on the server:

http://www.death-jesters.net/sparty/dou ... ctuary.jpg


What we don't have in quantity...well I started something new. I've opened up my bad app notebook. These socially inept people somehow made it through the interview process and found their way here. They are worth the read...try to understand that some conversations are missing, and that these went on for hours.


Forensics was a mage that applied, great previous history...but he was just so bad that we thought he might have bought the account, so we looked into it... and we found out how bad of a liar he was.
http://www.death-jesters.net/sparty/Forensics.jpg
http://www.death-jesters.net/sparty/Forensics2.jpg



Wisp was a woman. I could just leave it at that, but somehow we got one of the crazy ones.
http://www.death-jesters.net/sparty/Wisp1.jpg

And last, but definitely not least...
Thoriden aka Lamis aka Retarian. He applied to us as Lamis, a dps warrior during naxx40. Came highly recommended, but he was really bad. Just bad. He asked me about applying 6 years later... I said..sure why not, forgive and forget. At best we might get a shaman out of it, at worst I'll have a little fun.
http://www.death-jesters.net/sparty/EpicThoriden1.jpg
http://www.death-jesters.net/sparty/EpicThoriden2.jpg
http://www.death-jesters.net/sparty/EpicThoriden3.jpg
http://www.death-jesters.net/sparty/EpicThoriden4.jpg
http://www.death-jesters.net/sparty/Tho ... ltdown.jpg


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Postby Eloriya » Tue Jan 01, 2013 2:25 am

Oh I made it into the quote book.. for the record, that knee gouge hasn't yet healed.
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Postby Clarendon » Tue Jan 01, 2013 7:06 am

This makes me want to raid again...
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Postby Henzington » Tue Jan 01, 2013 3:50 pm

Sparty, I have to say its amazing the shit u wade through dealing with those ppl.
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Postby Brutus » Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:30 pm

Henzington wrote:Sparty, I have to say its amazing the shit u wade through dealing with those ppl.


He is blatantly amused by it. Outright confesses it. Don't feel bad if he's intentionally prolonging it. ;p

The Wisp one was a window into a locus swarm of insanity, though. Good reads.
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Postby Skycoil » Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:33 pm

Definitely made my morning and makes me cautious on any whispers I may send his way
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Postby Sparty » Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:46 pm

I actually log very little. I think you're pretty safe. The only one that was a little amusing was Thoriden, the other ones I was genuinely trying to help.
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Postby Marxman » Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:39 pm

That Wisp one was hilarious.
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Postby Sparty » Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:53 pm

Damn europeans and their raiding advantages
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Postby Kub » Tue Jan 01, 2013 7:13 pm

Sparty wrote:Damn europeans and their raiding advantages


I did 15% more dps in Europe.
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Postby Oafijev » Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:22 pm

Apparently Sparty lost my 2011 quotebook submissions. Here they are:

Security Questions (these are all conversations I have with people who ask that I ginvite their alt to the guild)
Raiding
Story Time
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For context, in the bottom left screenshot on Misc, Sparty is talking about Mafia. On the first screenshot of Story Time, Loganis was returning mid-Firelands after a lengthy hiatus and the other officers were convincing him that there was an attunement (there wasn't).
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Postby Marxman » Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:09 pm

Oaf's were better than the actual quotebook this year.
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Postby Onewarf » Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:33 pm

God I love quotes.
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Postby Randogue » Sat Jan 05, 2013 4:47 pm

I sometimes created new alts just to see what security questions Oaf would throw at me.
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Postby Alycon » Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:52 pm

Great quotes as always, and I'm glad there were a few hockey quotes thrown in there. Speaking of hockey, how about those gold medalists, eh Sparty?
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