Dream Team Application

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Dream Team Application

Postby Gnarly » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:13 am

Hey Guys, just went to your recruitment section and after reading it I determined this was the best spot to post my application:

Player Name: Gnarly
Player Class: Human
Player Race: Black
Armory profile link:
/played time on character: 420 days 4 hours 20 mins (woaaahhhh)

Real Name: Rico
Age: 15
Where you live: Anywhere but Canada, thank god..
Occupation: ?
Do you have a microphone? Y/N: Yes (but only for sexy talk on vent)
Previous MMORPG experience (if any): EQOA for PS2

Previous Guild(s): Guild leader of <YTMND SPARTY>

Reason for leaving previous guild(s): Members are immature, drama queens, and we keep wiping on twin emps and black temple, other players want loot and share of guild bank

Describe your 40 and 25Man raid experience:

Cleared up to twin emps, and in BT up to the boss that controls my character and wipes the raid.

Explain how you will be able to benefit Death Jesters:
Constant lude and racist jokes in guild chat.

What do you want and expect of Death Jesters: all loot

Please link any relevant WWS/WMO/WoL:

I have no WWS but during our attemps on Twin Emps my whirlwind damage always tops DPS.

You have fallen down a bottomless pit, what do you do to pass the time?:
Masturbate incessantly

How did you hear about us?: I am applying to all guilds on your server, this happens to be one.

Any references, or people you know that can vouch for your personality and skill(Outside of Death Jesters, or inside):
CamelTotems (former guildmember), CamelJoetems (former guildmember), Rootleaf, Maneltoe (former guildmember), CamelToeJoe (former guildmember)

Your Daily(Hours) Availability:
Monday: ?? - ??
Tuesday: ?? - ??
Wednesday: ?? - ??
Thursday: ?? - ??
Friday: ?? - ??
Saturday: ?? - ??
Sunday: ?? - ??

Please note ?? does not mean open, it means i have no idea

Do you use an authenticator to log into the game? If not, are you willing to buy one if accepted as an applicant?

No, but I do plan to get one after I get a reply about the Diablo 3 beta I just responded to an email about.

Anything else you would like to include in your application:
I would like to reiterate that if I had fallen down a bottemless pit i would do nothing but masterbate
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Postby Oafijev » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:42 am

Please make sure you include your answer to the question "You have fallen down a bottomless pit, what do you do to pass the time?".
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Postby Sk » Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:23 pm

Player Race: Black

lmao
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Re: Dream Team Application

Postby Lucretius » Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:24 am

Gnarly wrote:Do you use an authenticator to log into the game? If not, are you willing to buy one if accepted as an applicant?

No, but I do plan to get one after I get a reply about the Diablo 3 beta I just responded to an email about.

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Anything else you would like to include in your application:
I would like to reiterate that if I had fallen down a bottemless pit i would do nothing but masterbate



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